The Big Bad Book Invasion: And So, It Begins.
Good evening, everyone. You don’t know me, but I have been watching you. Especially today, as the invasion descended and chaos reigned for a few brief hours.
But where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself. You may call me Black Paw. I am the mouthpiece of the Big Bad Wolf throughout this invasion – an invasion of 1.5 million books upon Malaysia.
Yes, you heard right.
1, 500, 000 books.
How did we get so many? That, dear ones, is none of your concern. Know only that the Wolf moves in mysterious ways, and he comes for us very, very soon. The Big Bad Wolf Book Sale begins 7th October to 16 October. The place, we cannot yet say. The FBI is hot on our heels, and while the chase is most entertaining, we cannot risk any of our…troops.
We have many things in store for our loyal minions. Anyone may join the invasion – in fact, we welcome you with open arms. Rise up, brothers and sisters. Stand for the wolf. Howl for the end of ridiculous book prices.
And long live the Big Bad Book Invasion!
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